LET'S TALK SARCASM

Ever stopped to wonder why some people are so full of themselves even when they are not an inch close to perfection? Being heartless is their motto. Their bodies itch if they do something good for a day. Now…most people would be thinking about their exes and how egocentric they were. Let’s cut to the chase here…particularly men or guys. Some questions in school were not that easy. I wish there was a question like: “What is the meaning of the words GUYS and MEN? The answers are simple: Gangstas Usually Yawn Silently Mean Egocentric Newts Don’t get me wrong, I love men. Those are my thoughts, If you don’t like them… I have others. Ladies too have ego. Even though it’s nothing compared to the guys. If two ladies are fighting, One amongst them must be thinking she is way better than the others. Mostly, it’s about beauty..trust me. They forget to think that ugliness actually is superior to beauty because it lasts. In such circumstances, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. But then, sometimes the problem is not with our friends. Scientists say a quarter of the people in a group is crazy. Check three of your friends, If they are okay, You are the crazy one! Sometimes you just have to work on your differences and be peaceful. Think of it this way, What if you are in hell and you get mad at someone, Where do you tell them to go?

ANGER SPELLS dANGER

Anger is something we cannot avoid sometimes but we can choose to either let it ruin us or learn how to control it. Most people say when you are angry, just talk and let it all out because you’ll make the greatest speech. I say, unless you want to regret later, do exactly that. You should calm down before making rash decisions and blurting out meaningless words. When you talk with anger in you, half of what you say makes sense or is actually clear. Words come out as if you are rapping and maybe the particular person you are fuming at is not even moved or affected. In fact, he/she is just staring at you shouting at the top of your voice with veins visible all over your forehead and your whole body shaking as if it was the end of you. There is this quote that says: “Whenever anger comes up, take out a mirror and look at yourself. When you are angry, you are not very beautiful.” This does not mean you keep it all to yourself whenever someone offends you. You’ll be dying inside because the offender has no idea what you are feeling and is probably cracking numerous jokes about it. You can choose to write angry letters to your enemies. Lay out all the evils they have done to you. Plan out something to destroy them. Sketch the strongest grenade you would like to throw at them. When you are done, DO NOT MAIL THEM. Burn them instead. Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the mind. Do not go to a wall and start throwing fists as you scream your lungs out. Neither do you kick a stone in anger, you’ll only hurt your foot. As for me, I just go to a corner, scream for five seconds then go back to the same room where it all started with a smile on my face. Just remember that, for every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

LIFE DOESN'T SUCK

She just had her third miscarriage in two years. Doctors tell her she may not be able to concieve again. She is hopeless and trapped in a quagmire. If she does not make babies in the next three years to come, her community might take her as a curse and ban her from living anywhere near them. Her so called husband has lost respect for her. Her parents are very disappointed and have nothing to say. All they can do is wait and see. The friends she thought she had have disappeared in thin air. But all hope is not lost. She knows a day will come when she will rejoice and all those who disowned her will be ashamed of themselves. Everything he says or does seems to bring nothing but misfortune. At 32 and still jobless. No female wants anything to do with him because he can barely support himself. It’s not his fault he has no job. His family was taken away from him when he was just a toddler. He still goes up and down to every interview. The heat from the sun every day, The hard rocks and thorns inflicting pain on his bare feet, The many eyes staring at him as if he was not human. But he still goes to church every Sunday. He worships with enthusiasm and thanks God for everything he has even though many think he has nothing to thank for. You have a family. Every morning you wake up, you term it as torture. You put on a gloomy face whenever your parents ask you how school was. You wish you were never born simply because you have a two month old brother who cries in the wee hours of the night. “If God really loved me, He would have given me a better family!” You say. Take a look back at your life. Sometimes you may find yourself in bad situations and start cursing Not knowing there are some facing even worse situations and they can still afford a smile. Everyone has to go through hardships once in a while…in fact, it’s healthy. After all, he who knows no hardships will know no hardihood.

HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH?

Just recently, as I was walking around town, I saw a couple publicly displaying their affection. As I passed by, the girl squealed gleefully: “Honey, people are watching…” The guy replied: “Because my girlfriend is so pretty.” I know we’ve all indulged ourselves in a bit of PDA at some point. But just how much it too much? This is the act of two people involving themselves in an intimate act in public ……and I dont mean hugging! It is difficult for lovers to keep their hands off each other but, why do it in front of everyone when they can find a room? Showing love to another human being should not be a social issue. Not that I don’t like it when someone touches me in public. Holding hands, hair play, a quick kiss, saying ‘I love you’ and hugs, those, I can do comfortably. When it comes to neck sucking… Please people. There shall be no sucking of any kind in public. Not even tongue kissing. Unless you are licking an ice cream, keep your tongue in your mouth. When you hear a couple say “I love you”, it’s very romantic. Hearing them say “I want you” is a whole other issue. It makes other people feel uncomfortable so if you must say it, Whisper it. In a nutshell, Do not disgust the public with stuff that should be reserved for a room. It’s a distraction and can make people think bad of you. Just make sure you don’t make anyone around you feel uncomfortable. Source: cattlya

FAR FROM REALITY

I know all of you watch movies. Even if you are not a fan, you must have seen one or two…unless you are leaving in your own world and not familiar with even the term itself. Most of these movies have that romantic scene where all the impossible become possible. They give the word LOVE a totally different meaning. People are literally being swept off their feet. A guy walks up to a female, bluts out anything that comprises a whole sentence with words that rhyme and the lady breaks down into tears. Now you and I know that does not really happen in real life. Take for example this scenario, a guy comes to me and says, “You know, girls like you give guys like me a reason to live” Or he asks, “Out of curiosity, were you born on a plame? Cause baibe, u’re fly.” You do not expect me to start getting emotional and say that that is the sweetest thing I have ever heard. That itself is HILARIOUS! They say if you want to know a woman is really happy, she will shed a tear. But when it comes to these cases, do not expect a tear sweetheart. That is just getting your hopes too high. Then again, those fairytales do happen to some. I have seen love birds so in love you might think they are acting a soap opera. You know, good things come to those who wait. At first I thought this was just a saying that every Tom, Dick and Harry used to console hopeless romantics. But now… I know patience really pays. Just because he has a killer smile and the whitest teeth …that does not mean you can declare him your one and only just seconds after knowing him. Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart and put it back together; keeping one piece for himself replacing it with his.

GOOGLE

What would I do without google? Life is so much simple with it today. Just the mere mention of the word ‘internet’ and everyone’s mind becomes stress free. Let me speak for myself. I google about almost everything; from my assignments to my name. I have tried spending a day without the internet and I barely survived half an hour. I would put it this way, if you wanted to torture me, taking my modem and phone away from me would probably just do it. But who said that would work 100%? I could always borrow someone else’s phone or modem. That’s how much I love technology. This is not to mean that my head is so empty that I cannot think for myself. Most of the things I see posted on the internet need some polishing. Remember, everyone is open to write anything. I could say beer improves your sight and almost everyone would be drinkinga beer just because it is on google. Not that am against anything but, you might want to do some research first before trying just some random thing you saw on the internet. When I said I google everything, I did not mean I believe everything. Some facts are so unrealistic, they make my ribs crack. But at least I know I achieved something….. A LAUGH!!